”I can’t use what I can’t abuse. And I can’t stop when it comes to you.”

-From the song “Vow” by the band Garbage. 1995

 Since I seem to have become the whipping boy on this site for the anti-3rd party crowd.

The principle guideline for our government as it was established is democracy. To simply listen to the majority. The winner of this election for President has won by a landslide. The winner is “No One”.

The true 3rd party wins every time a vote is taken. The party I speak of is as diverse as the DEMS and as rigid as the REPS. It consists of the apathetic, the lethargic, the disenfranchised, the angry, the poor, the rich, the educated, the frustrated, the Catholic, the atheist and the satanist, just to name a few.

The overwhelming non-voting numbers win at a staggering 84%.

That is a 3rd party like them or not.

I keep hearing the status quo duopoly subscribers say, 3rd parties have no power. No power huh? If the smattering of Nader voters, stayed within the confines of the 2 party system, the left leaning “Nader” voters choose Gore as their man … Gore takes Florida and New Hampshire thus the Presidency. This was a small group of people that probably got the opposite effect of what they wanted … most leaning toward Gore over Bush. But the 3rd party did have a huge part in history.

It is time for your opinions recognize fact. Opinions are for our debates on political chat sites, like this one. My previous paragraph is a fact. FACT. FACT!!!

Here is OPINION… feel free to slice me to a million bits over these following statements.

Democrats live in a fantasy scenario where we all have the same morals and everyone is basically helpless.

Republicans are in a fantasy scenario where “God” tells them what to do… if you don’t follow along, you are a bad person.

Now wait, those are really just blanket OPINIONS. I don’t believe them to be true and neither do you,I hope. Opinions.

The Democrat and Republican elite want no more competition. They want you to remain steadfast to the belief that it is a privilege to vote for the lesser evil. The fringe of all parties belong to a collective. When the 3rd party fringe from the 84% decide to take the wheel and drive, compromise will once again belong to the majority and not the small percentage of the aggressive on either side.

Nature wins every time … and 84% keeps winning, I can’t wait until they wake up and see the scoreboard!

 CARRY ON.

 T

He’s tall, lanky & wears make-up. He hails from the ATL and has one of the baddest-ass recording studios in the entire state. He can play anything from Nugent to Mozart on any instrument you give him. He’s lived in LA , Atlanta and Nashville. His father is a minister and he hails from the same hometown as Billy Ray Cyrus. He’s got a sports car and a gorgeous blonde wife who makes heads turn when she walks in the room.

He also like squirrels.

What the hell are you gonna tell him about being an American?

Where to begin…

I will start off by celebrating the fact that I got to put fuel in my small roadster today! After practicing restraint and driving on fumes for a week, I was rewarded with no lines or hassles, however I was also reminded by a bag over the high octane pump that my suburban nightmare is far from over and my car will sputter. Days before, as I drove by the long lines of SUV’s, over-sized Tonka-Trucks with ‘W’ stickers, and weekend warriors pulling their speed boats to our dry lakes, I contemplated why greater Atlanta has been plagued now for a week with low fuel supplies. As I stopped by my local convenience store for my morning ritual of  “Sugar-Free Red Bull” I was fortunate enough to hear (between ‘Dancing with the Stars’ critiques), my fellow citizens trade theories and rumors on this dreadful plight.

My favorites, in no particular order:

1. The change over from summer gas to winter gas. (Sort of like… no whites after labor day?)

2. Our gas here has to be treated because of the smog crisis. (But the rest of the country is exempt? Hello, I lived in L.A.!)

3. Jesus is coming back. (Fine with me as long as he brings a fair health care plan along. Stone tablet form accepted. )

4. Ike and Gustav are to blame. (Damned foreigners! Immigration laws PLEASE!)

5. Just another way for the man to get rich. (I hear ya! Now could you please move your speed boat so I can back out?)

I start with this little diatribe because my column will have 1 common thread running throughout. My dream is for everyone to have… let’s all say it…. PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY!!! Accept your role in the ever growing fuel problem.

I am not a Democrat… I am not a Republican… I will not align myself with either. I will sometimes back one and sometimes the other and as in this election, a 3rd option. I have a spine, I have the set of values that I believe to be right and I understand that you will feel differently. Good, then let’s discuss each issue with respect and no party affiliation, deal? I know that I make bad choices sometimes and I try to remedy these when I see them as such. If I am in a political party, fixing a mistake is called “Flip-flopping or Waffling”, by the other side….. I prefer waffling, simply because I am hungry at this time. However, since I am independent, we can call it LEARNING an GROWING.

 My take on the whole 2 party system is that it makes it easy for a person to feel politically active and yet not have to watch each issue as it flows down the Potomac. For both “sides” I challenge you to search yourself and ask what is the real difference between a Fat Elephant and a Jack-ass. My take is this, not much. Religious toleration from the left could improve, don’t hate a Christian for wanting to hold strong to their beliefs. Right wingers, please stop using God as a role model, you fail… miserably.

SUGGESTION #1: How about the gay community and the Christian community, instead of throwing stones and fresh-baked muffins, sit down and come to an agreement on domestic partnership (civil union). I am neither a homosexual nor Christian, so I will be happy to mediate. If Christians hold sacred to “marriage” as a union ordained by God, fine. Keep it. But if a gay couple holds sacred a union ordained by love, then that is a beautiful thing, call it another name. It’s just a name … you know, like … Jehovah, God, Jesus, Yahweh, Allah or Kevin! Why would you want to have it ordained by a God that doesn’t approve of your lifestyle. (See: Leviticus 18:22 ; Leviticus 20:13 ; Romans 1: 26-27 ; ICorinthians 6:9 ; ITimothy 1: 8-11 ) 

Can’t you both show each other respect and have what you want? Unless, what you really want is to attack the “other side”. See my point? Tolerance is a two way street. Tolerance is NOT necessarily acceptance, stop standing at party lines. Let’s take those stones and build a cottage where we can sit down, have some muffins and solve a problem. AS PEOPLE!!! This is a state by state issue, if you are that bent out of shape… move, yes I am talking to both sides. If Georgia ever passes a law about young squirrel corruption I will move. Promise.

PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME THE WHOLE GAY CHRISTIAN RESPONSE, I KNOW THAT YOU EXIST, BUT REALLY… STUDY THE BOOK AND THEN TELL ME HOW YOU CAN BE BOTH … ONCE AGAIN I AM NEITHER. I KNOW THAT YOU CAN PROVE THAT YOU ARE GAY BUT CHRISTIAN IS A SELF PROCLAMATION … FROM BOTH SIDES. If you can reconcile being both in your head that is cool but your stance on this issue is then quite obvious. Stones and muffins!!! I am trying to be respectful to all. I will accept civil suggestions to make further strides in this area. Now I have to go get stoned and eat some blueberry muffins with my gay Muslim and Jewish friends.

PS. That was a joke … I don’t smoke pot, but I am voting Libertarian this year… and I loves me some muffins!

THIS WEEKS PET PEEVE:

Any “conservative” that agrees with the bailouts. Why should I slowly pay for these financial blunders?

Small government = TRUE conservative.

Don’t tell me about my retirement, I am self employed. I have no kids, so no college funds. If you breed, great, but I don’t, I chose a different lifestyle. Maybe the small car and no kids were a couple of my better choices.

That is all…

CARRY ON.